How to make your girlfriend really mad

It will be easier to have a relationship with your girlfriend if you really, really annoy her. Everything is relative, including the crap that she will be willing to accept from you.

Hard 725 views May 31, 2009

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לא בהכרח יעבוד - תמיד יש הסיכוי שתחטוף סטירה מצלצלת ולא עם היד הקטנה

Steps

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אתר את המקומות הרגישים - "גיד אכילס" שלה. לדוגמא: אוהבת ריחות נעימים, אוהבת ניקיון, אוהבת סדר בצורה כפייתית יש לה דיקציה, גמגום או יד אחת קטנה וכו'...
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דגדג אותה איפה שצריך... אם היא אוהבת ריחות נעימים דאג לחבקה בחוזקה אחרי שחזרת מספורט ושהיא יצאה ממקלחת. אם סדר זה הדבר, דאג לשובל של הרס בעקבותך. דיקציה או גמגום - דאג שתחזור על עצמה תמיד במילה ספציפית. ולגבי האחרון - אתה כבר יודע איפה לתת לה כיף.
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אחרי שבצעת את פעולת הדגדוג מספיק והבטחת להשתפר. הדרך לגרום לה לקבל את רצונתיך סלולה.

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